GEE THANKS MOM
- Mother: I'm really surprised you didn't ask me if you could have a friend over today while we're gone
- Me: Well I figured you wouldn't let me since you'll be gone so long.
- Mother: Well, I probably would have said yes.
- Me: Why didn't you say something before!?
- Mother: I figured you'd ask me yourself!
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